My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, "Just wait. " - Judy Tenuta - Quotesmemo.com

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There are men in all ages who mean to govern well, but they mean to govern. They promise to be good masters, but they mean to be masters

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Judy Tenuta

My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, "Just wait. "

Amount, Daughter, Mom, Mother, Success, Wait

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I think it might be harder for a young comic because there's so much more competition. There's more people trying to do it and there are less rooms. Seriously. The way people do anything now is by getting press - some scandal. It's awful. Somebody has to go on a rooftop with a rifle and they get their own sitcom. It's disgusting.

Comic, Competition, People, Rooms, Seriously, Thinking

I would just go insane in a public school. I don't have enough clothes. You have to be Heidi Klum to go to public school now. It's crazy. I feel sorry for these kids, not to mention that the new Secretary Of Education, Betsy DeVos, is against education.

Clothes, Crazy, Heidi, School, Secretary, Sorry

Sorry, I didn't squat and grease myself and be naked next to Kim Lard-ashian. I mean, no matter what you do - excuse me - you can never compete with her. You can win the Nobel Peace Prize and you can't compete with Kim Lard-ashian's ass.

Sorry, Mean, Winning, Kim, Win, Grease

How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit a suicide?

Dating, Lazy, Suicidal, Suicide

Friends are just enemies who don't have enough guts to kill you.

Anger, Bad Friend, Enemies, Friends, Friendship, Guts

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