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I've always known that life is better when you share it. I now realize it gets even sweeter when you expand the circle.

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My mom gave me one of those cloth calendars for the kitchen. It took me three hours to sew in a dental appointment.

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I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but I thought: well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel? And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson.

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I lent a friend of mine $10,000 for plastic surgery and now I don't know what he looks like.

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