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The best thing you can hope for, when you make a movie and you put your soul into it, is that people respond to it well.

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I first met my wife in the tunnel of love. She was digging it at the time.

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After I told my wife that black underwear turned me on, she didn't wash my Y-fronts for a month.

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She's a classy girl though, at least all her tattoos are spelt right.

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The boat was so old; it must have been launched when Long John Silver had two legs and an egg on his shoulder.

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So there I was lying in the gutter. A man stopped and asked '"What's the matter? Did you fall over?" So I said "No. I've a bar of toffee in my back pocket and I was just trying to break it. "

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My parents never understood me; they were Japanese.

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