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True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend

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Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

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Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.

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Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

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Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute.

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It is not that I am so clever; it is that everyone else is so stupid.

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No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.

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