Nothing is so good for an ignorant man as silence; and if he was sensible of this he would not be ignorant.
I would love to employ a man, but how can I possibly give a man dictation from the bath?
After forty a woman has to choose between losing her figure or her face. My advice is to keep your face, and stay sitting down.
Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex.
I always wear boot polish on my eyelashes, because I am a very emotional person and it doesn't run when I cry.
A woman asking 'Am I good? Am I satisfied?' is extremely selfish. The less women fuss about themselves, the less they talk to other women, the more they try to please their husbands, the happier the marriage is going to be.
The reason why Englishmen are the best husbands in the world is because they want to be faithful. A Frenchman or an Italian will wake up in the morning and wonder what girl he will meet. An Englishman wakes up and wonders what the cricket score is.
Even when I played sports when I was little, I played to win. Otherwise, what's the point of putting the pads on and going to practice? I don't understand.
I have Dalinian thought: the one thing the world will never have enough of is the outrageous.
I think Churchill would be appalled at the Thatcher government.
. . . we have overcome the notion that mathematical truths have an existence independent and apart from our own minds. It is even strange to us that such a notion could ever have existed.