I am not against marriage. I lived with someone for 11 years. But we weren't in love, and I thought that was quite important.
LL Cool J should be the spokesman for a line of pajamas called Ladies Love Cool Jammies.
I enjoy Modern Family very much. Good TV program. I don't know why. I just find that so many of the jokes land. So many of the actors are so great. Phil Dunphy is one of my favorite characters ever.
Being on TV and getting everything paid for are the two reasons to do it with us instead of the court of law.
I saw a dog in a cage. And that cage had a sign on it that said, 'I bite. ' And I was like, 'That is good to know doggy, but that's not the most important thing about you. You should make a sign that says, 'I make signs. ''
Has anybody here ever been driving along in their car, smoking a cigarette, and you flick it out the window, and you drive for a few miles, and you start to smell smoke, and you turn around, and you look in the backseat, and grandma is playing with herself?
Fortunately, most of my friends in comedy that smoke pot are almost as open about it as I am, and in some cases more so. But most that appear, it's more about friendship with me than making some statement about pot. I'm sure those of my friends who are onscreen smoking might have a little regret, but there's not too much of it.
The oldest form of the Choral Dance is the circle. Even the chimpanzees dance in a circle, and people of every continent still do it.
I'm not sure we need half a billion dollars for women's health issues.
The theory of evolution by cumulative natural selection is the only theory we know of that is in principle capable of explaining the existence of organized complexity.
When you're babysitting a kid, all you're seeing is a version of them, a small dosage.