Everything on earth is a game. A passing thing. We all end up dead. We all end up the same, don't we?
Over a lifetime of dealing with difficult women, I have learned it is often better to give into their demands immediately.
Evil must always be fought.
A man says a lot of things in summer he doesn't mean in winter.
When I die of heart failure the next time you frighten me like that, you can put that on my gravestone —‘I didn’t mean to startle her
Fear makes idiots out of us all, at some time or other.
Want to play some Battleship?” I wasn’t leaving him alone with that thing in there. Chad armed himself with a notebook, and we went to war. Historically, war has often been used as a distraction for problems at home.
Be happy for this moment. This moment is your life.
The free market hasn't done a very good job "figuring out" how to pay workers enough. If it was solely up to the market, the people with the least power would be paid pennies. . . or less.
If you don't make time for exercise, you'll probably have to make time for illness.
Pickup lines never work. . . I think someone clever, witty and funny is very attractive.