You can, legally, possibly hit and kill a fellow golfer with a ball, and there will not be … - Dave Barry

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I am stretching out this volume, since those German dogs estimate the value of books by their cubic contents.

Dave Barry

You can, legally, possibly hit and kill a fellow golfer with a ball, and there will not be a lot of trouble because the other golfers will refuse to stop and be witnesses because they will want to keep playing.

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