You don't need any skill to run. . . . . . . Every 3-year old knows how to run
It's all I have left in my life, caffeine and a poodle.
You take away all the other luxuries in life, and if you can make someone smile and laugh, you have given the most special gift: happiness.
I love strong women, not only in life but in craft.
I think I'm better wired for television. I love variety as far as a project. I'm easily bored and the schedule of a television show, it just keeps you going. I love theater and I think doing a sitcom in front of a live audience is the closest you can get to theater, and it's really the best mix of like standup and theater, is really a sitcom. I started as a standup and I still continue to do that as well, so I think I'm just a TV guy and happy for it. I think my movie career is kind of like my social life, I'm picky and not in demand. So it perhaps is working out.
I would probably be a teacher if I weren't a comedian.
My whole life, I've been telling jokes.
In the old days, if a neighbors apples fell into your yard, you worked it out over the back fence or picked them up and made pies. Today, you sue.
Nobody can really compare a relationship in which the victim is 15 years old to one where she's 6. While both criminal, they're very different circumstances.
Social mobility decreased under Labour and under the current government it is reversing. The differences between the poorest and richest are returning to Victorian levels. We don't have open sewers and infant mortality rates at fifty percent but in economic terms we're getting to a level of disparity we haven't seen for a couple of hundred years. And we're getting there very quickly.
Books are not like albums, where you can simply download and enjoy your favorite chapter and ignore the rest.