You'd learn more about the world by lying on the couch and drinking gin out of a bottle … - Garrison Keillor

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We were the first Fascists, when we had 100,000 disciplined men, and were training children, Mussolini was still an unknown. Mussolini copied our Fascism.

Garrison Keillor

You'd learn more about the world by lying on the couch and drinking gin out of a bottle than by watching the news.

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I think if the church put in half the time on covetousness that it does on lust, this would be a better world for all of us.

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A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.

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Intelligence is like four-wheel drive. It only allows you to get stuck in more remote places.

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Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people.

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God writes a lot of comedy. . . the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.

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George W. Bush

For too long, many nations, including my own, tolerated, even excused, oppression in the Middle East in the name of stability. Oppression became common, but stability never arrived. We must take a different approach. We must help the reformers of the Middle East as they work for freedom, and strive to build a community of peaceful, democratic nations.

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James Madison

May it not be asked of every intelligent friend to the liberties of his country, whether the power exercised in such an act as this ought not to produce great and universal alarm? Whether a rigid execution of such an act, in time past, would not have repressed that information and communication among the people which is indispensable to the just exercise of their electoral rights? And whether such an act, if made perpetual, and enforced with rigor, would not, in time to come, either destroy our free system of government, or prepare a convulsion that might prove equally fatal to it?

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Marcus Garvey

We were the first Fascists, when we had 100,000 disciplined men, and were training children, Mussolini was still an unknown. Mussolini copied our Fascism.

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Madonna Ciccone

Elvis Presley? He's God.

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Luke Bryan

When you look into the eyes of your people out there that came to see you, that's when it's like, 'Yep, this is what it's all about. ' This is why we don't sleep, and this is why we write songs and try to be the best. This moment right here onstage.

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