Do you know what the good side of crack is? If you're up at the right hour, you … - Chris Rock

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You've been doing something bad since the moment you met me, lass.

Chris Rock

Do you know what the good side of crack is? If you're up at the right hour, you can get a VCR for $1. 50. You can furnish your whole house for $10. 95.

Funny, Furnish, House, Humor, Vcr, Whole

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Just to be clear, Ray Rice was not fired for beating his wife. He was fired because a video of him beating his wife was released.

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Not a Harvard-type education,. . . Just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type education.

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If a kid calls his grandma "Mommy" and his mama "Pam", he's going to jail!

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We treat racism in this country like it's a style that America went through. Like flared legs and lava lamps. Oh, that crazy thing we did. We were hanging black people. We treat it like a fad instead of a disease that eradicates millions of people. You've got to get it at a lab, and study it, and see its origins, and see what it's immune to and what breaks it down.

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I literally don't know what I'm going to do next. That's successful.

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