I am about the people of the United States of America and the people of Houston, Texas.
Isaac Hayes told me once, 'There's no such thing as old-school. Either you went to school or you didn't. '
If you want to be like the greats, you learn from the greats.
When you love what you do, it pays off, and that's the best reward you could have.
The way to stay inspired and motivated is by doing what you like, doing what you love.
I've always loved people that's been around for a long time, like old shoes.
I'm a dreamer. I watch people. You don't try to become them because you could never become any of those guys. But you hope that some of it, you know, comes off on you at some point in your show, some point in your writing, that it happens to you and this light just shines on you.
I would like that all of us, after these days of grace, might have the courage - the courage - to walk in the presence of the Lord, with the Cross of the Lord: to build the Church on the Blood of the Lord, which is shed on the Cross, and to profess the one glory, Christ Crucified. In this way, the Church will go forward.
I also dress up as a sexy fairy.
My criteria for doing theater has always been slightly different than my criteria with movies, in that there are a lot of reasons to do films, having to do with location, money, and first and foremost having to do with script and role and director.
Jeff Ross has been roasting people since Whitney Cummings was nothing but a glint in the eye of the man who raped her mother.