I'm not the comic of the generation, I'm not even the funniest guy in my family.
The most important things to remember about back story are that (a) everyone has a history and (b) most of it isn’t very interesting.
Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win.
What Darwin was too polite to say, my friends, is that we came to rule the earth not because we were the smartest, or even the meanest, but because we have always been the craziest, most murderous motherfuckers in the jungle.
Come to a book as you would come to an unexplored land. Come without a map. Explore it, and draw your own map. . . . A book is like a pump. It gives nothing unless first you give to it.
The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.
The place where you made your stand never mattered. Only that you were there. . . and still on your feet.
The opposite of ‘open’ isn’t closed. The opposite of open is broken.
The best initial move for white is 1. P-K4.
The best day of my life was when I turned 25. That's the day my car insurance went down. Yeah, boy, I saved $1,200 that day.
It's objective evaluations that give our hardwiring principles teeth and drive the organization toward results that last.