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If I can make programmes when I'm 95, that would be fine. But I would think I'll have had enough by then.

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My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.

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I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

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Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.

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Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.

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I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.

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Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.

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