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Baron Vaughn Biography

Baron Vaughn (born December 18, 1980) is an American comedian and actor, known for his portrayal of Nwabudike "Bud" Bergstein on the Netflix television series Grace and Frankie and Tom Servo on the 2017 revival of Mystery Science Theater 3000.

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Surprisingly I've never really stolen anything. One time when I was really young, I was walking down the street, found a GI Joe in the mud, and took it home and I was like, "I got a GI Joe!" And then my great grandmother was like, "You stole that. " I said, "What are you talking about?" and she said, "That's not yours. " I'm like, "But I found it!" She's like, "But it's not yours, and therefore you stole it. " So I just went and put it right back in the mud where I found it.

Found, Grandmother, Home, Right, Surprisingly, Talking

I'm working with a lot of legends who are brilliant who are people I've looked up to from a very young age.

Age, Brilliant, Legends, People

The alphabet was invented in Iraq, so it's a cool place.

Iraq, Alphabet, Cool Places, Cool, Invented

The Middle East is gorgeous, but again, politically, I would not want to go there.

Middle East, Want, Gorgeous, Middle, East

When you're a young comedian the first thing you want to do is get a laugh.

Comedian, Laugh, Laughing, Thing, Want

I think Batman Returns is right for riffs. I love it but it's the ultimate Tim Burton movie. There is so much that happens that's crazy and there are a ton of things to riff.

Burton, Crazy, Return, Thinking, Tim, Ultimate

I was processing a lot of different things and kind of looking over a lot of things and rethinking my childhood.

Childhood, Different, Kind, Looking, Processing, Rethinking

Lily Tomlin. . . I used to watch reruns of Laugh-In and she was always my favorite part. She's this very unique talent and the way she does things has been a very big influence on me.

Big, Doe, Laughing, Tomlin, Unique, Used

If you're driving down the street, you keep the neck forward. So that way you can clear out the lanes.

Clear, Driving, Forward, Lanes, Necks, Way

The audience is not your boss. They are your collaborators and when you collaborate with someone you don't have to listen to everything they think or say.

Audience, Boss, Collaborate, Everything, Think, Thinking

Basically I made her [ Sara Pocock] listen to funk music for a good month, a nonstop stream of George Clinton. I was talking about the art from. . . if you look at the art from George Clinton albums there are two or three artists he worked with. . . I made her listen to my album too so all the images are from jokes I made. I wanted it to look like the thoughts that are coming out of my brain which is what comedy is anyway.

Albums, Art, Jokes, Nonstop, Talking, Two

I can't do Christopher Walken impressions anymore, thanks [Barack] Obama.

Anymore, Barack, Christopher, Impression, Obama, Thanks

The thing is that where I want to go isn't necessarily tied to what's going on there politically, but I think Vietnam is a really beautiful country. I think Thailand is also really beautiful.

Beautiful, Country, Thailand, Thing, Thinking, Vietnam

[Harold Pinter] is a British playwright and is one of my favorite writers. Harold was very obsessed with when memory becomes mythology, that at some point you change your memory to fit who you believe you are.

Becomes, Believe, Favorite, Fit, Memories

One time I was really close to Steve Martin. I was too afraid to actually go talk to him, but I'll count that as meeting.

Meetings, One Time, Talk, Count, Close, Time

I like being around people who are good conversationalists. When there's a give and take, and you are heightening an idea, exploring it together, that is my favorite thing in the world. I love a small dinner party - let's say six people, max, where everybody's having the same conversation. That's my favorite thing in the world.

Favorite, Give, Ideas, Party, People, Thing

When it was announced that Michael Keaton was going to be Batman, everyone was mad. When they announced that Val Kilmer was going to be Batman, everyone was mad. When it was announced that George Clooney was going to be Batman, everyone was mad. When it was announced that Christian Bale was going to be Batman, everyone was mad. And everyone was mad about Ben Affleck. So every single incarnation, people are going to be mad; you just can't do anything about it.

Christian, Clooney, Incarnation, Mad, People

There's a difference between a sense of humor and a sense of funny. A sense of humor is knowing what makes you laugh and a sense of funny is knowing what makes other people laugh. The journey of comedy, in a sense, is negotiating those two worlds.

Comedy, Difference, Journey, Laughing, Negotiating, People

Anyone who buys a ticket can just go in there, and I don't like everyone, so I always see concerts as like, I'm going to get punched, I'm going to get elbowed, I'm going to get stepped on, get spilled on, someone's going to hit me with their body odor or something.

Body, Buys, Odor, See, Tickets

I'll get laughs in the places I don't want them and that makes me realize the direction I want to go in. I don't mean to get too deep into comedy here.

Mean, Laughing, Want, Direction, Places

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