But the sons of this world have not God; they have only each other, and they walk holding to each other and looking to one another for assurance like frightened children.
I'll squeeze the cider out of your adam's apple.
Keep laughing. As long as you’re laughing you still have hope.
If there's anything I like better than honey and ketchup, it's baloney and whipped cream --- and we haven't got any!
Every time you think you weaken the nation.
Our genius ain't appreciated around here. . . let's scram!
I used to stand outside the theater knowing the truant officer was looking for me. I would stand there 'til someone came along and then ask them to buy my ticket.
I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room.
The response man has the greatest difficulty in tolerating is pity, especially when he warrants it. Hatred is a tonic, it makes one live, it inspires vengeance, but pity kills, it makes our weakness weaker.
Some people think I am gay, which I think is awesome.
I can no more think of my own life without thinking of wine and wines and where they grew for me and why I drank them when I did and why I picked the grapes and where I opened the oldest procurable bottles, and all that, than I can remember living before I breathed.