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I don't think I ever wrote a song. I can write a lot of jokes, but when I try to write lyrics they're the most direct, non-figurative words, like, 'I like you, I like you,'. . . and that's it, for the whole song. People would go, 'Ooh, this guy's Dylan or something. ' It gives me a lot more respect for songwriters, actually.

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Patton Oswalt

I've hung out in the writer's room a few times, but the fact is we've got such a good writing staff, I don't want to get my peanut butter fingerprints on anything.

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