I don't think I ever wrote a song. I can write a lot of jokes, but when I try to write lyrics they're the most direct, non-figurative words, like, 'I like you, I like you,'. . . and that's it, for the whole song. People would go, 'Ooh, this guy's Dylan or something. ' It gives me a lot more respect for songwriters, actually.
I've hung out in the writer's room a few times, but the fact is we've got such a good writing staff, I don't want to get my peanut butter fingerprints on anything.