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I can’t worry too much about the everyday things. Otherwise I’d lose touch with my own world, that helps me as an artist, but it’s frustrating for the people around me. I’m vaguely functional, but there’s always something slightly off.

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The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it.

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Trying to figure things out was my gig. Without the human condition, there's no struggle, no pain and that means no laughter.

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I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up.

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Alright, let's admit it, we Jews killed Christ - but it was only for three days.

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Never tell. Not if you love your wife. . . In fact, if your old lady walks in on you deny it. Yeah. Just flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around her neck 'Lay On Top Of Me Or I'll Die. ' " I didn't know what I was goin' to do.

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What is truth today may be a damn lie next week.

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