Who needs Satan when you have a God like this?
I was helped by having a verbatim memory of what happened years ago, even if I can't remember what happened a couple of days ago.
If a farmer calls me to a sick animal, he couldn't care less if I were George Bernard Shaw.
I will write another book if I feel like it.
There was no last animal I treated. When young farm lads started to help me over the gate into a field or a pigpen, to make sure the old fellow wouldn't fall, I started to consider retiring.
It was Sunday morning (one a. m. ), a not unusual time for some farmers, after a late Saturday night, to have a look round their stock and decide to send for the vet.
I became a connoisseur of that nasty thud a manuscript makes when it comes through the letter box.
I know a lot of actors who started out as musicians and have very successful careers as actors, but most people don't know them as musicians.
Google has the functionality of a really complicated Swiss Army knife, but the home page is our of approaching it closed. . . It's simple, it's elegant you can slip it in your pocket, but it's got the great doodad when you need it
I don't believe in miracles, but if the need is great, a girl might make her own miracle.
In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often, I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. She said 'cut it out'