Like and equal are two entirely different things.
I hate liver, but I could imagine eating some with a little bit of ketchup. Like, a lot of ketchup. I could survive in a Turkish prison, probably.
I'm not one of those Star Wars guys that has seen [my favorite movie] 97 times.
That's why whenever I have a really good idea, I'm always worried about theft.
Every joke is either taken by ads or The Simpsons. It's all about being able to get your ideas out into the universe.
I guess the most interesting thing that people think is I'm English. They think that I live in England and have a British accent. When they talk to me, at first they go, "Man, you have a great American accent," and I go, "No, no, no, this is my accent. I don't do accents. " And then they're really disappointed, and they try to punch me.
I say "cheers" to everything.
Youth is the time to study wisdom; old age is the time to practice it.
It was so easy to disown what you couldn't recognize, to keep yourself apart from things that were foreign and unsettling. The only person you can be sure to control, always, is yourself. Which is a lot to be sure of, but at the same time, not enough.
I don't go online, I don't read reviews, I try not to look at anything on the Internet.
Whoever after due and proper warning shall be heard to utter the abominable word "Frisco", which has no linguistic or other warrant, shall be deemed guilty of High Misdemeanour, and shall pay into the Imperial Treasury as penalty the sum of twenty-five dollars.