Lets face it, most pretty girls arent funny
Happiness is discovering the prune juice your doctor ordered you to drink has fermented.
My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.
I loved the towns I grew up in as a boy, and after I became a celebrity, I went back several times. I would have had the time of my life seeing the old places and the old faces again, but the attitude of those same people was, "I guess you're so big we bore you now. "
The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.
May you have the income of a Republican and the sex life of a Democrat!
According to statistics, it's a lot easier to get hit by lightning than to win a Lotto jackpot. The good side: you don't hear from your relatives.
I'd like to just work - steadily work - and do parts that I enjoy doing.
I'm not a crazy old cat lady!
Laurence Olivier said if you have ambition to be a serious classical actor, you must be as fit as an athlete. For me, the breakthrough was going to live in California. I exercised. I drank less. It was one of the things about California that had a positive impact on me.
You know, it's never easy to understand why I do what I do. For other people, I mean.