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I'm a very relentless individual and have a lot more insanity coming.

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I loved the towns I grew up in as a boy, and after I became a celebrity, I went back several times. I would have had the time of my life seeing the old places and the old faces again, but the attitude of those same people was, "I guess you're so big we bore you now. "

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My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.

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The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.

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May you have the income of a Republican and the sex life of a Democrat!

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According to statistics, it's a lot easier to get hit by lightning than to win a Lotto jackpot. The good side: you don't hear from your relatives.

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Democracy is buying a big house you can't afford with money you don't have to impress people you wish were dead. And, unlike communism, democracy does not mean having just one ineffective political party; it means having two ineffective political parties.

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