Guys don't do that when they go out. Guys don't wear outfits that feature the dong. - Brian Posehn - Quotesmemo.com

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Every time you hear a bell ring, it means that some angel's just got his wings.

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Brian Posehn

Guys don't do that when they go out. Guys don't wear outfits that feature the dong.

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I do think certain kinds of music can make you violent. Like, when I listen to Nickelback, it makes me want to kill Nickelback.

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I've been trying to quit smoking weed and it's really hard quitting pot. It was actually easier to become a vegetarian because your friends never show up at your house with a sack of beef.

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We had our family tree done. . . turns out I'm a quarter gay on my father's side.

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If I see a beautiful woman walking down the street, a pretty lady, I'll yell, 'Homo!' She can't get pissed, and I still get the pleasure of yelling at her.

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I was such a nerd in high school, I didn't even have imaginary friends, I had imaginary bullies.

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