I was such a nerd in high school, I didn't even have imaginary friends, I had imaginary bullies. - Brian Posehn

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The podcast was kind of an afterthought, because I was just excited about being on the radio. Then I found that the podcast listenership is some 20 times what people are listening to on the radio.

Brian Posehn

I was such a nerd in high school, I didn't even have imaginary friends, I had imaginary bullies.

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I do think certain kinds of music can make you violent. Like, when I listen to Nickelback, it makes me want to kill Nickelback.

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I've been trying to quit smoking weed and it's really hard quitting pot. It was actually easier to become a vegetarian because your friends never show up at your house with a sack of beef.

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We had our family tree done. . . turns out I'm a quarter gay on my father's side.

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If I see a beautiful woman walking down the street, a pretty lady, I'll yell, 'Homo!' She can't get pissed, and I still get the pleasure of yelling at her.

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I also smoke a lot of pot, occasionally, every day.

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The podcast was kind of an afterthought, because I was just excited about being on the radio. Then I found that the podcast listenership is some 20 times what people are listening to on the radio.

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Souls are punished when they have gone forth from the body, some wandering among us, some going to hot or cold places of the earth, some harassed by spirits. Under all circumstances they suffer with the irrational part of their nature, with which they also sinned. For its sake there subsists that shadowy body which is seen about graves, especially the graves of evil livers.

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Silence is only frightening to people who are compulsively verbalizing.

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I love show business. I wake up every morning and kiss it.

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