If I wasn't so insecure about myself I wouldn't work as hard as I do. I am constantly seeking approval.
Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?
Tourists - have some fun with New york's hard-boiled cabbies. When you get to your destination, say to your driver, "Pay? I was hitchhiking. "
George Clooney is on the program tonight. Next week at this time I will be in a hardware store watching them mix paint.
People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and the radio; the other guy took the engine.
I mean you think about the guy, the Nigerian guy, who was going to blow up the plane. He was wearing a pair of Fruit of the Lunatic. . . . Guy was not too bright. He said that the reason he became a suicide bomber was to work his way up in the al Qaeda organization.
There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
I tell ya, I knew my morning wasn't going right. When I put on my shirt the button fell off, when I picked up my briefcase, the handle fell off, I tell ya, I was afraid to go to the bathroom.
Happy slaves are the bitterest enemies of freedom.
I think I'm a love agnostic - not sure, one way or another, if it really exists.
I want to age nicely. Rather than being afraid of aging, I want to take each year coolly and age gracefully.