He that would be well, needs not goe from his owne house. [He that would be well needs not go from his own house. ]
Good actors I've worked with all started out making faces in a mirror, and you keep making faces all your life.
It's better to be hated for who you are, than to be loved for someone you're not. It's a sign of your worth sometimes, if you're hated by the right people.
You should never say bad things about the dead, you should only say good. . . Joan Crawford is dead. Good.
[On gay men:] Let me say, a more artistic, appreciative group of people for the arts does not exist. . . They are more knowledgeable, more loving of the arts. They make the average male look stupid.
At 50, I thought proudly: Here we are, half century! Being 60 was fairly frightening. You want to know how I spent my 70th birthday? I put on a completely black face, a fuzzy black Afro wig, wore black clothes and hung a black wreath on my door.
If you want a thing done well, get a couple of old broads to do it.
Regardless of how distant your dreams may seem, every second counts.
I am the Great White Buffalo and I play an American-made Gibson guitar that can blow your head clean off at 100 paces.
The creative writer is usually captive to his next book.
Have you ever seen a really good chocolate dish & women? It affects women not like men. It’s incredible.