I respect motorcycles so much. They've come such a long way. It's amazing!
God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being.
I don't hate my enemies. After all, I made 'em.
I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up.
A fellow told me he was going to hang-glider school. He said, 'I've been going for three months. ' I said, 'How many successful jumps do you need to make before you graduate?' He said, 'All of them. '
I just want to be known as a clown, because to me that's the height of my profession. It means you can do everything—sing, dance and above all, make people laugh.
You know, last night it was so cold that my pillow and my sheets fought to see who got under the blankets first.
What's possible exceeds what's impossible. Think about it. Do all you can do that is possible today, and in your tomorrow, what was impossible will be possible.
Anyone familiar with the marvels of the Worldwide Web can hardly fail to see that we have entered a new era in communications on a scale perhaps comparable to the invention of the Gutenberg press.
Make each day your masterpiece. Life is now. Life is not later on.
However logical our induction, the end of the thread is fastened upon the assurance of faith.