You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'
Even the police have an unlisted number.
According to the statistics, a man eats a prune every twenty seconds. I don't know who this fellow is, but I know where to find him.
My neighbor has two dogs. One of them says to the other, "Woof!" The other replies, "Moo!" The dog is perplexed. "Moo? Why did you say 'Moo'?" The other dog says, "I'm trying to learn a foreign language. "
People who live in glasshouses might as well answer the door
Our Congress is the finest body of men money can buy.
A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter.
For the first time in my life I feel truly free, truly strong and comfortable with who I am and what I stand for. The future feels like an exciting adventure and I am a daring explorer. . . who knows what I'll discover? But I know it's going to be fun!
I don't mean to sound so disenchanted, but I will tell you what has been going on in our country in the mere - the last nine months to a year in terms of the fact that there is clear evidentiary proof based on video footage.
. . . if I don't look after my body, I'll have nowhere to live.
I think we have started accelerating over the past years. It's a modernization of NATO. It's at air, it's at sea, it's undersea, it's in cyber. Estonia in 2007, hit by Russian cyber-attacks. So what you see there with those exercises are critical.