Being the richest man in the cemetery doesn't matter to me.
Epigrams delight us into wisdom.
If every witty thing that's said was true, Oscar Wilde, the world would worship You!
If God is good half the Bible is libel.
If brevity is the soul of wit then brevity and levity are the whole of it.
Donald Trump accused Huma Abedin of sharing state secrets with her husband. I think Trump clearly lacks a sense of Huma.
Abbesses' recesses are not for excesses!
Mr. Spock : 'I began to study human behavior from an alien perspective, thinking, humans are interesting, sad, foolish, but worthy of study.
Come with uncle and hear all proper. Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones. . . you are invited!
Whom shall I call on? Who will share with me The wretched happiness of staying alive?
While I didn't have everything that I wanted, I was still a happy kid.