We have to create that strength, and sometimes we have to reduce bureaucracy. It just gets in our way.
At a recent education summit, President Obama admitted that he can't rap. When they heard, Americans said, 'Good!'
. . . Being a father is the most exciting, amazing thing that ever happened to me.
Success is just happiness. When you are happy, that is success.
I didn't think it was going to be this fun. But everything just gets heightened when you have a baby. The volume gets turned up on life. I never knew I could be this happy, and that's the truth.
Thank you hard taco shells for surviving the long journey from factory, to supermarket, to my plate and then breaking the moment I put something inside you. Thank you.
According to a new report, since he's been governor, Chris Christie has spent $82,000 at a concession stand at MetLife Stadium. Now, I know it seems like the perfect story for a Chris Christie joke but I'm actually on a Chris Christie joke diet. So nothing for me, thanks.
I like high impact movies.
My feelings for you run very deep. " - Loor Not deep enought, I guess. " - Bobby (The Rivers of Zadaa)
A good man's life is never quite ended; something of it always remains to touch and illuminate other lives.
Give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score; Then to that twenty, add a hundred more: A thousand to that hundred: so kiss on, To make that thousand up a million. Treble that million, and when that is done, Let's kiss afresh, as when we first begun.