Statesmanship is developed in the hard knocks of general experience, private and public.
All dress is fancy dress, is it not, except our natural skins?
Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.
Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute.
It is not that I am so clever; it is that everyone else is so stupid.
No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.
I'm on a different plane like Hervé Villechaize
They have this big book called the 'DSM-IV,' you know, that is supposedly written about crazy people, but I think it is a book that is written by crazy people!
Just when you think [Donald Trump] can stoop no lower, he does.
All the design companies together make 10% of what Ikea makes.