I know every politician spins the truth a little.
I'm much more conspicuous having long hair than I will be with it short.
You may invite the entire 35th Division to your wedding if you want to. I guess it's going to be yours as well as mine. We might as well have the church full while we are at it.
[When her daughter suggested the President refer in his conversation with foreign dignitaries about lawn care to 'fertilizer' instead of to 'manure':] But remember, it took me almost thirty years to get him to call it manure.
Now about those ghosts. I'm sure they're here and I'm not half so alarmed at meeting up with any of them as I am at having to meet the live nuts I have to see every day.
Harry and I have been sweethearts and married more than forty years - and no matter where I was, when I put out my hand Harry's was there to grasp it.
A woman's place in public is to sit beside her husband, be silent, and be sure her hat is on straight.
Ronald Reagan wasn't in the establishment of the Republican Party either, nor was Richard Nixon.
O wretched state! O bosom black as death! O limed soul that, struggling to be free, art more engaged! Help, angels! Make assay! Bow, stubborn knees! and, heart with strings of steel, be soft as sinews of the new-born babe!
God can give a straight blow with a crooked stick.
I know it's really square but I'm one of those people who piles on the factor 50 as soon as I'm outside.