I'm sure when I have a nostalgic, teary moment in 10 years time, I'll try to put the glasses when I was 10 on and cry to myself in front of the mirror
A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.
Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet.
Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal.
A liberal is a man who will give away everything he doesn't own.
Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the house looking as it usually does.
We absolutely should legalize marijuana.
Initially, before I came to Hollywood, I thought that the language barrier would be the biggest challenge, but I realized that actors all around the world, regardless of language, are all the same.
A man must have a battle to fight, a great mission to his life that involves and yet transcends even home and family.
See how weak prose is. . . . Presently I shall go to a bar and there one or two poets will speak to me and I to them and we will try to destroy each other or attract each other and nothing will happen because we will be speaking in prose.