I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots. - Ron White

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I still remember, as a kid, tying a yellow ribbon around a tree in front of my house during the 444 days that Iran held 52 Americans hostage. Iran is not a place we should be doing business with.

Ron White

I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.

Bumper Sticker, Carrots, Chains, Food, Climb, Eat

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Years ago, while I was watching a baseball game between the Baltimore Orioles and the Texas Rangers, I remember staring in awe at Cal Ripken. I realized during this game that 'you don't have to be flashy' or have 'power numbers' to be great. It's about the simple things that are the hard things. It's about leadership, work ethic and commitment.

Baseball, Commitment, Rangers, Simple

I had the right to remain silent. . . but I didn't have the ability.

Funny Life, Silent, Funny Bumper Sticker, Right, Remain

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. . . And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

Inspirational, Funny, Party, Somebody, Lemons, Given

You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take, or a class you can go to.

Stupid, Class, Pills, Take, Pill

When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.

Dad, Houston, Old, Take, Years

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