The World Cup gave me a lot of confidence - just to know that I can play at the highest level and not only complete but play well.
You'll never catch a nudist with his pants down.
Tourists - have some fun with New york's hard-boiled cabbies. When you get to your destination, say to your driver, "Pay? I was hitchhiking. "
George Clooney is on the program tonight. Next week at this time I will be in a hardware store watching them mix paint.
People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and the radio; the other guy took the engine.
I mean you think about the guy, the Nigerian guy, who was going to blow up the plane. He was wearing a pair of Fruit of the Lunatic. . . . Guy was not too bright. He said that the reason he became a suicide bomber was to work his way up in the al Qaeda organization.
There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
I have a primary responsibility to myself; to make myself into the best person I can possibly be. Then and only then, will I have something worthwhile to share. - I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
The joke used to be that in every Indian home, there is the mother, father, children, grandparents, and the anthropologist.
It's certainly going to be different from what people have seen before.
No Carthaginian denied Moloch, because to do so would have required more courage that was required to face death in battle.