Trying to conceal a crime is like burying a seed in the ground.
That's a big deal for kids, when they come into the kitchen and the teacher is drinking coffee with mom. They react differently on the next day when you say: 'Sit down and shut-up!'
I think I 'turn off' women. I've a kind of a weird personality. Women may think that I'm a mess.
When I read the pilot for Married with Children, it just reminded me of my Uncle Joe. . . just a self-deprecating kind of guy. Hed come home from work, and the wife would maybe say I ran over the dog this morning in the driveway. And he would say Fine, whats for dinner?
I used to say things like, 'My name's not Al (Bundy), you know?' Not to the press, but to fans. 'My name is actually Ed. ' I'd find myself saying that, and I'd think, 'Who do you think they think you are? They only know you from that!' And finally I just got. . . I don't know, I guess a switch went on for me, and I realized, 'This was the greatest job that you've ever had in your life. Why are you acting like an asshole?' So from that minute on, I kind of. . . well, I hate the word 'embraced,' but I just kind of went, 'Yeah, okay. ' 'So you're Al, right?' 'Yep!'
I used to be a wonderful auditioner. When I was living in New York, I'd audition every day. And I like to audition. But then it got to a point where I didn't like it anymore. So once it got to there and I also knew more about the business and I thought, "I can't do this anymore. "
I loved the movie theater so I always saw a lot of movies. And then there was a play, I saw in the local paper, they were having auditions for a play of a book I had read. Which was One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest by Ken Kesey. So I said, "oh, I've read this, so I'm perfect for the part of the lead. " His name is escaping me.
I got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When shes in a good mood it turns blue, but when shes in a bad mood theres a red mark across my forehead
In a crisis, give help first and then advice.
I grew up in Denver, Colorado. After high school I went to Vegas
No one who is young is ever going to be old.