Try and stay away from dairy - especially if you're a woman! It's really hard on your hormones.
You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Be open minded, but not so open minded that your brains fall out.
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
I had a very famous trainer tell me once, You can usually train a wild animal but never tame a wild animal, ever. They are always going to be wild, no matter what anybody says.
I’m fortunate to have found out early, in 1990, just two years after I retired, that I have neurological damage. I try to manage it. I know what can trigger headaches and try to avoid it. I have short term memory problems, so I make a special effort to remember people and names. I have to work harder, but it’s important.
I have cervical cancer. I'm what they call a DES baby. . . I have been cancer free for 7 years now. . . I had it the first time when I was 19 and then it came back a few years later after I went through treatment.
Clearly the person who accepts the Church as an infallible guide will believe whatever the Church teaches.