Intellectuals cannot be good revolutionaries; they are just good enough to be assassins.
I'm an Asian with a Southern accent. To a lot of people, that right there is funny.
College is great. It's the only time in life where you can write a check for 39 cents. . . and bounce it.
My wife at times will say I'm stubborn, selfish, insensitive, vague, deaf at times, blah, blah, blah. . . but she's never said I was boring!
Comedy today is definitely skewed to the filthy side, but it's not as hard today as I am more mature as a comedian and a person. I'm a grown up now doing a kid's job. Being a more mature Christian these days makes it easier than when I first started. Now I get to do shows of my choosing and a lot of folks attending the shows know my work and expect a clean show.
My comedy is for adults, but you can have your kids listen to it. They won't get all the jokes because hopefully I'm more cerebral than a 10-year-old. . . but if you ask my wife, I'm not!
As a comedian, I have the gift of looking at something a bit differently and making it funny. I'm not sure why I can do that, but that's as simple as I can put it.
We Need a RESET IN THE WAY THE ECONOMY GROWS Around the World
Chaos breeds geniuses. It offers a man something to be a genius about.
Some coaches pray for wisdom. I pray for 260-pound tackles. They'll give me plenty of wisdom.
There's things that I couldn't joke about but other people could.