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I have yet to find any support in the Bible for an attitude of smugness: Ah, they deserve their punishment; watch them squirm.

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So, Arsenal have signed Arsene Wenger because his name sounds a bit like the club. How long before Man Utd sign Stefan Kuntz?

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I honestly thought my marriage would work because me and the wife did share a sense of humour. We had to really, because she didn't have one.

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How do I relax? This might sound slightly ridiculous but I play the ukulele for at least an hour a day and I find something really blissful about it.

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Professional footballers - those virile young stags of our modern culture - are near perpetual fountains of sputum.

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