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If you will have patience in difficulties you know the Holy Spirit is within you, if you will also have the strength to be thankful in troubles than is when the Holy Spirit shines through you.

Scott Adams

The amount of energy spent laughing at a joke should be directly proportional to the hierarchical status of the joke teller.

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Ideas are cheap. A dime a dozen, as they say. It's the implementation that's important! The trick isn't just to have a computer game idea, but to actually create it!

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Some people fear that technology will become more engaging than live human interactions. That's silly; technology is already way more interesting than other people.

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