Moderate lamentation is the right of the dead, excessive grief the enemy to the living.
All comedy comes from a dark place.
Just hit the blunt one time and see if it don't change your perception on whats important in your life.
I can remember thinking, at the age of 3, that I invented the concept of lying. By a brilliant thought process, I figured that I could fib and avoid the repercussions for something I had done, because lying meant that it never happened. However, by the time I was 5, I came to hate lying and to think of it as the worst thing in the world. That's my earliest memory. Weird, but true!
Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them motherf***ers, it'll be your last headache.
Genius is often called crazy, but crazy is never called genius. So you just have to put out the work and let the chips fall where they may.
A woman gets stretch marks from one of two things. Either she was big and got small or she was small and got big.
If any chef ever tells you they're not inspired equally by the truck-stop barbecue as they are by the four-star Michelin restaurant they are lying.
The Germans are indeed the economically and politically strongest power in Europe. But their superiority does not equal the past and present superiority of the Americans.
Some people like to garden, some people like motorcycle riding. . . my hobby is winning.
Your writing", she said to me, "it's so raw. It's like a sledgehammer, and yet it has humor and tenderness. . . .