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Katt Williams Biography

Micah Sierra "Katt" Williams (born September 2, 1971) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, rapper, singer, and voice actor. He had a role as Money Mike in Friday After Next, had a stint on Wild 'n Out, portrayed Bobby Shaw in My Wife and Kids, provided the voice of A Pimp Named Slickback in The Boondocks, Seamus in Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore, and portrayed Lord Have Mercy in Norbit. In 2008, he voiced himself in the video game Grand Theft Auto IV.

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Hello?. . . No I'm sorry no Shaquita here. Well what number did you dial?. . No it's a nine not a seven. . . Well try it if it doest work call me back we'll figure this thing out.

Call, Funny, Humor, Shaquita, Sorry, Thing

If your pussy was so good, you would drive a better car.

Car, Drive, Funny, Good, Humor

I can remember thinking, at the age of 3, that I invented the concept of lying. By a brilliant thought process, I figured that I could fib and avoid the repercussions for something I had done, because lying meant that it never happened. However, by the time I was 5, I came to hate lying and to think of it as the worst thing in the world. That's my earliest memory. Weird, but true!

Concept, Fib, Figured, Hate, Lying, Memories

I apologize for the fact that the word ‘anti-Mexican’ is being said to a black guy in America.

America, Fact, Guy, Mexican, Word

All comedy comes from a dark place.

Comedy, Dark, Dark Places, Place

I'm a grown man. I do whatever I feel like doing with my hair. And if for some reason you feel like there's a magnet and you should have something to say to me, then more power to you. I hope you're prepared.

Grown, Hair, Hope, Men, Prepared, Should Have

Genius is often called crazy, but crazy is never called genius. So you just have to put out the work and let the chips fall where they may.

Chips, Crazy, Fall, May

You can't even go to Heaven if you get killed by Spinach, you can't even go. You don't even know what to tell Jesus. You Just 'You know what Jesus, I did have a salad, I really Did I- I Didn't know what I was thinking about.

Funny, Humor, Jesus, Killed, Salad, Spinach

I have yet to meet someone who was successful who was even slightly negative. That comes from a muscle training. You can work on negativity and weed it out of your life. I've noticed that all of the people who acted as if they were going to be gone too soon, were gone too soon.

People, Slightly, Successful, Weed

Invisibility is the only thing that fame cost me. I used to be able to go places and blend in. Anonymity is something you lose on this side of things.

Anonymity, Blend, Fame, Lose, Side

I'm able to behave like the guy you see onstage although that's not my entire existence. I might be a portion of that guy. At home, quiet prevails. It's incense, candles and birds chirping. Everything's done to maximize peace and tranquility, because we know when we exit those doors, it's going to be a whole different energy.

Although, Bird, Existence, Guy, Home

A woman gets stretch marks from one of two things. Either she was big and got small or she was small and got big.

Big, Funny, Humor, Small, Things, Two

He comes back with the script, and it's racist like a 1940's Newspaper.

Back, Funny, Humor, Like, Racist, Script

My name is "A Pimp named Slickback" Wait. . . A Pimp??. . . Named Slickback. Yes, please say the whole thing if you would. Yes, that includs the "A Pimp Named" part. Yes Tom, everytime.

Funny, Humor, Name, Named, Names, Wait

Just hit the blunt one time and see if it don't change your perception on whats important in your life.

Change, Funny, Hit, Humor, Marijuana, Whats