. . . [We] must stop these swarms of Jews who are trading, bartering and robbing.
My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnest, the journey of life, is to take their heart in one hand and a club in the other.
To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while.
There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.
Morally considered, laughter is next to the Ten Commandments.
Nature makes all the noblemen; wealth, education, or pedigree never made one yet.
Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.
All I ever intended was to make a living at what I do. Everything I've achieved since then is above and beyond.
The pleasantest things in the world are pleasant thoughts, and the great art of life is to have as many of them as possible.
Americans are not intrinsically imperial, but we ended up dominant by default: Europe disappeared after the Second World War, the Soviet Union disappeared in 1991, so here we are.
The prevailin' weakness of most public men is to Slop Over!. . . . G. Washington never slopt over.