Be your own flying saucer! Rescue yourself!
Nature makes all the noblemen; wealth, education, or pedigree never made one yet.
To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while.
There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.
Morally considered, laughter is next to the Ten Commandments.
Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.
Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.
I think these people [Al-Qaida, terrorists] need to be forcibly converted to Christianity. . . It's the only thing that can probably turn them into human beings.
I love to show off my ability in a nice way.
No British politician has ever been more despised by the British people than Margaret Thatcher.
Eccentricity is developed monomania.