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Dean Martin Biography

Dean Martin (born Dino Paul Crocetti; June 7, 1917 – December 25, 1995) was an American singer, actor, comedian and film producer. One of the most popular and enduring American entertainers of the mid-20th century, Martin was nicknamed the "King of Cool" for his seemingly effortless charisma and self-assurance. He and Jerry Lewis formed the immensely popular comedy duo Martin and Lewis, with Martin serving as the straight man to Lewis' slapstick hijinks, afterwards he was a star in concert stages, nightclubs, recordings, motion pictures and television. He was also a member of the "Rat Pack".

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Haven't got a girl, but I can wish. So I'll take me down to Main Street and that's where I'll select my imaginary dish.

Dish, Down, Girl, Select, Take, Wish

With his blessings from above, serve it generously with love. One man, one wife, one love, through life.

Blessing, Life, Man, Men, Serve, Wife

I don't drink anymore. . . I freeze it and eat it like a popsicle.

Anymore, Drink, Like, Popsicles, Vices

I take the juice of two bottles of whisky.

Bottles, Juice, Take, Two

Love is a flower that blooms so tender, each kiss a dew drop of sweet surrender. Love is a moment of life enchanting, let's take that moment that tonight is granting.

Blooms, Flower, Granting, Romantic, Sweet, Tonight

The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher.

Thinking, Funny Drinking, Sober, Eddie, Reason, Think

We try to find chemistry; we don't do a lot of situational baseball.

Baseball, Chemistry, Situational, Trying

In a tuxedo, I'm a star. In regular clothes, I'm a nobody.

Clothes, Regular, Stars, Tuxedo, Tuxedos

Motivation is a lotta crap.

Crap, Lotta, Motivation

Somewhere there's a someone for me. Though I may be lonely now, I'll see it through somehow, to somebody's heart I know I hold the key.

Heart, Lonely, Sadness, Though

The whole world is drunk and we're just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two aspirin with a glass of tomato juice, and wonder what the hell all the fuss was about.

Aspirin, Beer, Glasses, Moment, Two, Wake

Everybody makes mistakes; look at Hitler.

Mistake, Making Mistakes, Looks, Everybody, Mistakes, Hitler

Your love made it all worth waiting for some like you.

Like, Like You, Love, Romantic, Waiting

I know it's the gentlemanly thing to let the wife file. But, then, everybody knows I'm no gentleman.

Files, Gentleman, Knows, Let, Wife

Return to me, for my heart wants you only. Hurry home, hurry home, won't you please hurry home to my heart.

Heart, Home, Please, Return, Romantic

Brother, you can't go to jail for what you're thinking, or that look in your eye, just standing on the corner watching all the girls go by.

Brother, Eye, Girl, Standing, Thinking

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

Book, Drink, Drinking, Drive, Putt, Retirement

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Book, Clever, Drunk, Holding, Lie, Lying

I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant'.

Funny, Goodbye, Hear, Pregnancy, Pregnant, Words

I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.

Down, Drinking, Drunk, Fell, Missed, Night

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