Drink today, and drown all sorrow; you shall perhaps not do tomorrow.
We drink and we die and continue to drink.
The British government has urged its citizens to abstain from alcohol at least two days a week. Or to make it easier to remember, whenever they brush their teeth.
It's 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?
There can be nothing more frequent than an occasional drink.
The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher.