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As long as a certain problem primarily affects a different country, in this case Italy, one might not put it at the very top of one's list of priorities.

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The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher.

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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

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The whole world is drunk and we're just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two aspirin with a glass of tomato juice, and wonder what the hell all the fuss was about.

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When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that's amore.

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When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table.

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If this is just the beginning, my life's gonna be beautiful.

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