I'll bet I'm as old as you are. " "I'm older than Sanskrit. " "Well, I was waitress at the Last Supper. " "I'm so old I remember when McDonald's had only sold a hundred burgers. " "You win.
For example, the first time McDonald's put a deaf person in a commercial they saw a jump in sales. I think that happens with other kinds of disabilities and products and that is something that is being realized more and more.
Whenever I go past McDonalds I get very, very angry.
For stage wear and gowns, Julien McDonald, who is a friend of mine. I love that he can be totally over the top for stage wear!
I once dated someone who worked at McDonald's. She came up and asked if I wanted a Big Mac.
My feeling is, music is a more eloquent international language than Coca-Cola or McDonalds.
Mary McCarthy and that Mr. Intellectual kind of guy. . . Dwight McDonald? And they were really mean about [Jerome David] Salinger, and oh they were going to destroy him, and just look how thoroughly they destroyed him! No one reads Salinger anymore!
The Golden Arches of McDonald's rise, glorious across the landscape, contempo-monolithic, simple in concept as Stonehenge if we could but see it.
I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries. ' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'
I happened to be in the right place at the right time.
Trusting the government to monitor your calls without listening. It's kind of like trusting Chris Christie to pick up the McDonald's and not eat the fries on the way home.
For an adult, eating alone at McDonald's is admitting a kind of defeat.
Part of an icon's power comes from its indivisibility. The swoosh cannot be further deconstructed into its component parts. Just as golden arches mean McDonald's, and the little red tab means Levi's, the swoosh is Nike. The product is its icon, inseparably and without exception. To buy a pair of Nike shoes is to buy the Nike swoosh.
Drive-Thru McDonalds was more expensive than I thought. . . once you've hired the car. . .
Doing press is like eating at McDonald's: while it's going on it's vaguely enjoyable - you're seduced by your own vanity and taking yourself rather seriously - but immediately afterwards you feel sick.
I worked at McDonald's. I cooked. It was one of the toughest jobs I've ever had. These people earn every single penny they get. In fact, they earn way more than they get.
I go to McDonald's every day. But I don't eat much.
I like to talk about lint and coasters, the expansion of the universe and maybe McDonald's. I'm completely turned off by the idea of politics.
I'm thinking of people in rural Japan and China, where McDonald's hasn't yet arrived. These are the thinnest, healthiest, longest-lived people with the least risk of cardiovascular disease and diabetes.
If you can't find the next McDonald's, I'll find the next McDonald's. But it's vital to be with people who with looking for 'em, because they do exist. They are created.