Someone once said the fundamental reason we get married is because have a universal human need for a witness.
I got married a bit late, I agree. In any other period of history I'd have been dead at that age and they'd have assumed I was gay. Like Michelangelo, or Leonardo da Vinci. But I was a late developer. I didn't go through puberty until I was 35.
You don't get married to get sex. Getting married to get sex is like buying a 747 to get free peanuts.
I got married before I found myself. People should find themselves before they get married.
I'm fortunate that the books sell, but even more fortunate to live in Chatham, to be very happily married and to have, on the whole, a fairly clear conscience.
When I said I would die a bachelor, I did not think I should live till I were married.
To be married to a good woman is to live with tender surprise.
I'll play a character who is getting married to a woman to avoid the draft. Ultimately they fall in love with each other, but at first it's only out of practicality.
I still believe in getting married in churches and baptizing children. I go through those motions.
Hamas married the Iranians. It was their choice. They are the same family.
A man marries one woman to escape from many others, and then chases many others to forget he's married to one.
Married people from my generation are like an endangered species!
I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I don't know one who wouldn't fall down the first open coal hole running after the first pretty girl who gave him a wink.
When I was 21 I stopped and got married. I tried for a while to be the perfect wife, society this, society that but it wasn't working, so after about a year I went back to work.
Before you get married you should meet your fiance's parents. It is not enough that you like his parole officer.
I don't ask for much. I don't ask to be rich, and I don't ask to be famous, and I don't ask to play center field for the New York Yankees. I just want to get married and have a wife, and a house, and I want to have a kid, and I want to go see him be a tooth in the school play!
If I'm in love I want to get married. That's how stupid I am.
I never slept alone until I was married.
The church that is married to the spirit of this age, becomes a widow in the next.
When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.