When I get married,' said Fred, tugging at the collar of his own robes. 'I won't be bothering with any of this nonsense. You can all wear what you like and I'll put a full body-bind curse on mum until it's over.
As people get older, they get married, have kids. I'm not married. I don't have kids, so I'm able to focus 100 percent on this.
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
I don't mind being a grandfather; I've been a mother for so many years. You just can't believe what it's like being a father. Especially when you come out of the chaos of the road to getting married and having children.
I would rather have gotten married than have a Hollywood contract.
I bet you went on one date and wanted to get married.
I know I will never have an affair with a married man again.
If I follow the inclination of my nature, it is this: beggar-woman and single, far rather than queen and married.
It's awful to be married to a director! He's always busy, and his jobs last for 18 months. Right now Len's shooting Live Free or Die Hard. He works from 5 A. M. until 11 P. M. I tell him, "If you had told me what it was going to be like when we met, I never would have gotten involved with you!"
I just put on what the lady says. I've been married three times, so I've had lots of supervision.
I was married for 18 years to a woman who wanted me to get sober for all 18 years and I never did. She finally came to her senses and divorced me.
I'm married now, but back when I had girlfriends, you were always wondering if they liked you, and if you liked them enough. You're together, but the smallest thing could make one of you go 'You know what? This isn't working!
The best place to find material is in real life. I've always maintained that it's not until the mid-20s that you have enough of a life to draw from. There's nothing better for a comic than to go through some bad stuff - and some good stuff, like getting married.
I feel like we were married from the moment we sat down there.
But I would say, you know, if you're getting married - why are you getting married? Why would you get married? Why would anybody get married?
I find that it really helps that I live in the States. I'm married to an American, and I have lots of American friends.
My mom raised me to be clean, so it's in my nature. I have two little girls and I'm married but we've got a nanny and a maid.
It was really shocking to me that when I was dating a dude I could get married and my taxes were 8 grand less, blah blah blah.
Much is said about the burdens and responsibilities of married men. Responsibilities indeed there are, if they but felt them: but as to burdens what are they?
When a person is born we rejoice, and when they're married we jubilate, but when they die we try to pretend nothing has happened.